It’s destiny?
I don’t want to be a person who haven’t tried the taste of love, then getting old alone, wandering in park alone, and eventually die at home alone…
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Countdown 6 days
Make friends with me! NO~
Please be my boyfriend! NO~ NO~
I like you, please be with me! NO~ NO~ NO~
Why am I the one always get rejected?
Krono’s Heaven Darling Store
The aim is to provide a perfect lover for you
According to your personal preference
Tailor made a boyfriend that match your ideal perfectly
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Countdown 5 days
Though you always beat me, though we always have a fight, though to you I am just a nerd who knows computer programming, though you think my harshness is specific to you, though you say you rather die than being with me
But that’s what I LIKE
GAZING AT YOU like this….
Since Kindergarten UNTIL NOW
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Delivery to your home in 6 hours
Advanced procedure with signature approval
Nice packaging and perfectly sealed
Quality service guaranteed
2 days free trial period
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Countdown 4 days
Customer please kiss this robot to initiate it and start formatting
After formating this robot will see the one who kissed it as the only love in the world
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Countdown 3 days
Nice to meet you! Dear~
I am the perfect boyfriend tailor made for you
Cre 絕對達令FB
Eng translation by meow @ loveghs.wordpress.com
… to be continued
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